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Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Sicilian Buttercut BCC Stringy

Monday, August 8:
• A 44-year-old Boob from Bantucky was busted on a misdemeanor failure-to-appear warrant. So, what else in new?
• A Lakehills Lawbreaker was popped for two felonies – possession of a Penalty Group I controlled substance and tampering with evidence – as well as a misdemeanor warrant that may eventually lead to her re-incarceration or reincarnation, whichever comes first.
Tuesday, August 9:
• A Simpering Slug from San Antone remains in the can for being dogged by a misdemeanor warrant from that pesky “outside” agency.
• While his apparent cohort-in-crime was also sent to the slammer – where he remains due to a felony bench warrant.
Wednesday, August 10:
• An 18-year-old former juvie from Lakehills needs to learn to control his temper after being charged with assault with bodily injury.
Sunday, August 13:
• Say it ain’t so!!! A Bandera Boozer has been caught being intoxicated in public? RU kidding me!?
• Another Breakin’ Bad Banderan was caught attempting to deliver a controlled substance and, for his trouble, remains incarcerated, charged with a felony.