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2016-07-21

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Sicillian Buttercup BCC Stringer

Tuesday, July 12:
• A 17-year-old Lakehills Laddie has been charged with filing a false report and with evading arrest – tho’ none too successfully it would seem.
• A Pipe Creep was picked up for a couple of traffic warrants.
Wednesday, July 13:
• A Scofflaw from San Antonio not only drove with reckless abandon, but also possessed a dangerous drug that probably enabled her to.
Thursday, July 14:
• Not only did a Sinner from Cibolo get nicked for felony possession of a Penalty Group 1 controlled substance, but he also apparently ginned up his own license plate, thereby saving himself a wad of $$$, but facilitating his detention.
Friday, July 15:
• A failure-to-appear warrant, as well as driving without a license, seemed sufficient to send a River City Reveler to the slammer – where he remains.
• A Gink of Unknown Origin also remains confined to the county can for felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, in addition to one of those pesky INS detainers.
Saturday, July 16:
• A “well-brought-up,” but bad-tempered resident of the Creek District purportedly assaulted someone with bodily injury.
• A 33-year-old woman from Medina has been charged with felony sexual assault.
Sunday, July 17:
•n A Sot from San Antone was caught driving while inebriated for a first time.
Monday, July 18:
• Another Elbow-Bender from Alamo City remains in the Bandera County “Big House” for being unable to hold his likker in public and for felony assault of a public servant. Not for nothing, but this dude sounds like a bit of a mean drunk to me.