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2016-06-30

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Sicillian Buttercup BCC Contributor

Monday, June 20:
• A Twit from Tarpley was wanted on a misdemeanor warrant from an outside agency.
• A San Antone Swizzler was sent to the slammer for swigging and driving for a first time.
Wednesday, June 22:
• Not content to be housed for Medina County, a Pipe Creep has also been charged with possessing that pesky Penalty Group 1 controlled substance.
• Not only was a River City Reveler pickled in public but he was also found to be carrying some kind of paraphernalia that was most assuredly drug related – or I miss my mark.
Thursday, June 23:
• A felony Blue Warrant might revoke the parole of a Bad Boy from Boerne.
• Uh, oh, A Sabinal Souse was picked up for a felony third DWI and for driving without a license, to boot.
Friday, June 24:
• A Lakehills Laddie was being dogged by a misdemeanor warrant that might – just might – revoke his probation. However, I wouldn’t hold my breff on that last bit.
• A Bonehead from Bandera attempted to steal something worth more than $1,500 but less than $20,000. Just a wild guess, but I think he failed in his attempt.
• A San Antonio Slug remains confined to the county calaboose, charged with felony injury to a child.
Saturday, June 25:
• A Bad-Tempered Banderan and a Lackey from Lakehills purportedly assaulted someone – each other? – with bodily injury as the end result(s).
Sunday, June 26:
• A couple of elbow-benders from Bandera and Pipe Creek received their very firsts DWIs.
• A Denizen of the Lake District was arrested for family violence. It remained unclear as to whether the charge was for a felony or misdemeanor, but the jerk remains incarcerated nonetheless.