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2016-06-09

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Sicilian Buttercup BCC Stringer

Monday, May 30:
• A Crapulent Pipe Creep was arrested for a felony third DWI.
• Ditto, but this Boozin’ Babe from the same place has two more DWIs to go before committing a felony. Mebbe ya ought to rethink drinkin’ and drivin’.
Tuesday, May 31:
• Yet another Babe – this one from Bandera – after running afoul of the law, found herself nicked for assault by contact and interfering with something or the other.
• A Bandera Boyo with a Bad Memory forgot to renew his driver’s license, but just had to get from Point A to Point B and oh, well, found himself under arrest for his tiny lapse in memory.
Thursday, June 2:
• A warrant from an outside agency warranted the arrest of a local yokel and so he was.
Friday, June 3:
• Yet another Bad-Tempered Banderan has assaulted someone resulting in the ubiquitous bodily injury.
• A Kerr-Vert was found to be unable to hold her likker.
• Ditto, but this Idjit from Ingram was also purportedly carrying paraphernalia that could have been used to inhale some decidedly illegal substance.
• The skids were put on the good times of a Scofflaw from San Antonio due to a misdemeanor warrant from an outside agency. Surprisingly the gink remains a guest of the Doo Drop Inn.
Sunday, June 5:
• Another Kerr-Vert was found to be driving without benefit of a license.
• A Dude with No Apparent Place of Origin apparently knew the whereabouts of a local watering hole cause he was picked up for being pie-eyed in public – and remains in the quod for his trouble.
• A Bodacious Bandera Babe finds herself still in the slammer due to being dogged by a misdemeanor warrant from an outside agency.
Monday, June 6:
• A 21-year-old Bandera Bonehead also remains under Lock & Key for a felony warrant that may at some point revoke his probation and for misdemeanor burglary of a vehicle.