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2016-05-12

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Sicilian Buttercup BCC Stringer

Monday, May 2:
• A Bench noted that a Scofflaw from San Antonio warranted being arrested and so he was. The 32-year-old remains under House Arrest on a felony charge.
• A Kerr-Vert thought it would be “great fun” to burgle someone’s domicile. Alas, she wasn’t very proficient and, for her trouble, is still under Lock & Key, charged with a felony.
Tuesday, May 3:
• A felony warrant from an outside agency put the skids on the good times of a Pipe Creep, but after making bond, he’s back at the High Life again.
• A hapless 52-year-old weedwacker was caught.
• A local female frequent flyer was arrested for a felony FBP detainer, but was released was custody in short order.
• A felony Bench Warrant warranted the arrest of another Sicko from San Antone. At least she remains in custody.
• A Pipe Creek Crapulent has been accused of not being able to hold his likker in public – the very idea!!!
Wednesday, May 4:
• A Boozer from Bandera has been charged with an initial DWI, which is kinda sad ‘cause the chick’s only 20.
• A Simpleton from San Antonio failed to appear and, as a result, remains in the Doo Drop Inn.
Thursday, May 5:
• So, what else is new? A Bad-Tempered Banderan assaulted someone with bodily injury.
Saturday, May 7:
• Picked up for being pickled in public on a Saturday nite in the Free State of Bantucky? Say it ain’t so, Joe.
• Hicks from Hondo and Helotes were found to have had their second and first bouts of driving while intoxicated, respectively.
• So, not only was this Boerne Bonehead charged with a second DWI, he was also apparently carrying unlawfully, to boot.
• A local yokel got tripped up by one of those pesky warrants from an outside agency.
• Can you imagine?! Someone was nicked for being pissed in public in Bandera.
Sunday, May 8:
• A Couple of underaged Cretins from Castroville were picked up – one for being a minor in possession and the other for DUIing as a minor. Despite their misdemeanor charges, both 19 year olds remain in the hoosegow for their deceitful and really stoopid behavior.