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2016-04-28

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Sicilian Buttercup BCC Stringer

Monday, April 18:
• A Bad Boy from Bandera was busted for blunt, as well as for driving without a license.
• A Bad-Tempered Banderan might have assaulted someone with bodily injury.
Tuesday, April 19:
• A Boozer from Bandera was apparently caught being pie-eyed in public. And on a Tuesday, my deah!
• A Lackey from Lakehills attempted to boost something worth more than $50, but less than $500, and failed.
• Whereas, another Derelict from the Lake District was picked up on myriad misdemeanor warrants that included two instances of failing to adhere to the suggestions of previous courts, failing to appear and another from an outside agency.
Thursday, April 21:
• A Bonehead from Bandera remains behind bars after being nicked for being dogged by an outstanding felony warrant that may revoke his probation.
Saturday, April 22:
• A Slug from San Antone was caught driving without a license.
Monday, April 25:
I• suppose this local yokel could blame his public intoxication on the fact that he also ostensibly attempted to steal something worth over $50, but less than $500. At any rate, since he still abides in the county can, he’ll probably take of his down time to contemplate what he’ll tell the judge.