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2016-04-21

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Sicilian Buttercup BCC Stringer

Monday, April 11:
• A warrant from an outside agency seemed sufficient to send a Bandera Bad Boy to the slammer for a bit.
• A Boozer from Bandera appeared to be pissed in public.
Tuesday, April 12:
• Uh, oh, a Bad-Tempered Banderan might have assaulted someone by contact.
Wednesday, April 13:
• A Bonehead from Boerne drove recklessly.
Thursday, April 14:
• A misdemeanor warrant that might revoke his probation was served on a Schlub from San Antonio and, consequently, he’s still receiving “three hots & a cot,” courtesy of thee and me.
• A second Scofflaw from San Antone was charged with two counts of failing to register – as a sex offender, we presume – within 90 days, but was released the next day. Hopefully, he had the time and wherewithal to register prior to his release.
• A 20 year old from somewhere I couldn’t decipher (Boernetonio, if you must know, huh?!) also remains under Lock & Key, charged with a quintet of misdemeanors, including failure to appear, a trio of warrants that may revoke his probation and for a failed attempt to boost something worth more than $50, but less than $500.
• A court order that a Medina Miscreant be picked up and he was and then he was let go – so there!!!
Friday, April 15:
• A Bodacious Banderan – or mebbe it was a guy – was busted for being unable to hold her/his likker in public.
Saturday, April 16:
• A Lickspittle from Lytle remains confined to the county calaboose due to a felony warrant from an outside agency.
• So, not only did this Vagabond from Vanderpool trespass criminally, but he also made a terroristic threat to boot.
Sunday, April 17:
• A quartet of misdemeanor traffic offenses sent a Bandera Boob to the quod where he remains.
Monday, April 18:
• Although he didn’t have a driver’s license, a Cowboy Capital Master Criminal did have some blunt for which he remains behind bars.
• A Bad-Tempered Babe from Bandera is also still in the Big House for misdemeanor assault with bodily injury.