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Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Sicilian Buttercup BCC Stringer

Tuesday, March 1:
• A Blockhead from Bandera thought it would be amusing to criminally trespass. However, he wasn’t laughing when law enforcement officers took his misdemeanor action seriously and detained him.
• A frequent flyer got picked up for boozing it up in public again.
Wednesday, March 2:
• A 21-year-old Medina Miscreant was carrying the requisite Penalty Group 1 controlled substance for which he received a free ride to the gaol.
Thursday, March 3:
• A misdemeanor bench warrant warranted that a F’burg Freak get nicked and so he was and so he remains – in the quod that is.
• So, not only did this Bad-Tempered Bandera Booby assault someone with bodily injury, he didn’t even have the common sense to identify himself to the Bobby who hauled him off to the hoosegow.
• A Bandera Bandito stands accused of being a weedwacker.
Friday, March 4:
• A Lunkhead from Lakehills was arrested for felony family violence and remains in the slammer for his trouble.
Saturday, March 5:
• A 17-year-old Pipe Creep was picked up for being pie-eyed in public.
• A couple of warrants from an outside agency seemed sufficient to send a Kerr-Vert to the county can, where he remains.
• A Bandera Babe not only drove without a license, but while carrying that pesky PG 1 controlled substance, which apparently produces a favorite felony-type high for some of our locals.
• Ditto, except this babe was caught with more than four grams but less than 200 grams of the stuff, ensuring a stay in the slammer.
Sunday, March 6:
• It must have been ladies’ weekend in Bandera’s Big House. A Crapulent Chick was judged to be paralytic in public.
• A Bandera Boozer and a Souse from San Antone were both busted for boozing behind a couple of wheels for a first time. However, only the Souse remains under Lock & Key.
Monday, March 7:
• A Fair Damsel from the Creek District found herself dangling from the Long Arm of the Law and charged with felony manufacture and delivery of a PG 1 controlled substance.