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Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Sicilian Buttercup BCC Stringer

Monday, Feb. 15:
• A misdemeanor warrant from an outside agency seemed sufficient to send a Miscreant from Medina to the hoosegow where he remains – of this writing, at least.
Tuesday, Feb. 16:
• A Bandera Boozer was busted for a felony third DWI.
Wednesday, Feb. 17:
• A 22-year-old weekwacker from River City was stymied in the Free State of Bantucky. “Drinkin’ while smokin’ meth is one thing, Bub, but carryin’ weed is quite another!”
• A local yokel apparently assaulted someone by threat.
Thursday, Feb. 18:
• A Lawbreaker from Lakehills remains a guest of the Doo Drop Inn after being served with a felony warrant that may at some point revoke his probation.
Friday, Feb. 19:
• A San Antone Scofflaw not only wacked some weed, but did it while running from a failure-to-appear warrant. He, too, remains in the quod for his transgressions.
• A Booger from Bandera drove without benefit of license.
• Yet another Cowboy Capital Criminal attempted, but failed, to outrun yet another misdemeanor warrant from an outside agency.