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Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Tuesday, Jan. 19:
• A Luckless Lunkhead from Lakehills found herself in some serious hot water after she was found to be carrying more than four but less than 200 grams of a controlled substance - a felonious mistake, to be sure.
• A Bergheim Beastie - being trailed by a felony warrant that may revoke his probation - was sent to the slammer for his earlier error. He remains under Lock & Key.
Wednesday, Jan. 20:
• A Bad Boy from Bandera was pinched on a favorite charge in the city - driving without a license.
• A Dipsomaniac from Medina was said to have been so in public.
Thursday, Jan. 21:
• Uh, oh, a Cowboy Capital Crapulent was picked up on a felony third DWI. This might be the bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it, Dude.
Friday, Jan. 22:
• A Reveler from River City found himself unaccountably at loose ends after being nicked for a misdemeanor failure-to-appear warrant and another of a traffic variety.
• A 20-year-old Bandera Boob remains confined to the county can on a felony warrant that may revoke his probation and for not only evading, but also resisting arrest - although his skills in the former are apparently lacking.
• A couple of local yokels were also sent to the slammer - where they remain - on felony charges, including burglary of a building, unlawful firearms possession as a felon and for a warrant from an outside agency.
Sunday, Jan. 24:
• What is this? Bandera Boobs on display (so to speak, of course)? A Boyo was an invited guest at the Doo Drop Inn for a while on account of being dogged by two misdemeanor traffic warrants. And two others remain enjoying "three hots and a cot" courtesy of local taxpayers for assaulting someone by contact and for driving without a license, respectively.
• Finally, a Maudlin Mope from Medina was caught being pissed in public.