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Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Buff Orpington BCC Stringer

Monday, Dec. 21:
• A Lawbreaker from Lakehills found himself sent to the slammer for felony aggravated assault.
Tuesday, Dec. 22:
• A Mope from Medina was busted for carrying inhalant paraphernalia.
• A Bandera Bonehead hit the trifecta after being nicked for a misdemeanor "other" warrant, a first DWI and the ever-popular driving without a license.
Wednesday, Dec. 23:
• A 20-year-old Cowboy Capital Criminal-In-Training has been charged with pot possession, as well as the pipe with which to smoke it; driving without a license; and for a none-too-successful "escape" - whatever that is.

Friday, Dec. 25:
• "Merry Christmas" to a Beast from Baytown, who was incarcerated for the misdemeanors of public intoxication and resisting arrest and felony assault a public servant.
• A Kerr-Vert celebrated the holiday by feloniously burgling a building.
A Creep from the Pipe District absentmindedly drove without a license.
Saturday, Dec. 26:
• A Converse Convict was pinched for felony possession of a Penalty Group 1 controlled substance.
• A Lackey from Leakey found himself dangling from the Long Arm of the Law for speeding and being dogged by a misdemeanor failure-to-appear warrant.
• A Bandera Birdbrain assaulted someone with bodily injury and remains in the calaboose for his trouble.