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Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Buff Orpington BCC Stringer

Monday, Nov. 30:
• A Boerne Bad Girl, currently being housed here for Kendall County, has been charged with two additional felonies, stealing a vehicle and abusing a credit card.
• Additionally, not only is a San Antonio Sweetie being housed for Kendall County, but she has also been charged with a pair of felony warrants from an outside agency and two more misdemeanor warrants from some other outside agency, as well as one "other" warrant. Thankfully this Master Criminal remains off the streets.
Tuesday, Dec. 1:
• Surprise, surprise, a Lakehills Laddie failed to appear and now he's been pinched for it.
Thursday, Dec. 3:
• A Boyo from Bandera didn't heed the instructions of a previous court and, as a result, spent a few hours in the hoosegow.
• A 19-year-old Cretin from Center Point remains confine to the Bandera County Can on account of two misdemeanor failure-to-appear warrants and for felony theft of something worth more than $1,500 but less than $20,000.
• A Geek from Granbury also remains in the local Big House after being arrested for felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
Friday, Dec. 4:
• A warrant from an outside agency put the skids on the good times of a Scofflaw from San Antone - for a time, at least.
Saturday, Dec. 5:
• A Souse from San Antone was pinched for a second DWI.
• A Booby from Bandera remains a guest of the Doo Drop Inn on six charges, including four felonious failure-to-appear warrants and for misdemeanors that included an off-bond warrant and another for pot possession.
• A DPS trooper failed to give a senior discount to a 67-year-old Weedwacker from Natalia.
Sunday, Dec. 6:
• A couple of Elbow Benders from Bandera were nicked for being pissed in public.
• ... and, their friend for a very first DWI, for which he remains under Lock & Key.