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Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Buff Orpington BCC Stringer

Monday, Nov. 9:
• A Skofflaw-ette from San Antonio was busted for trying to boost something worth between $500 and $1,500.
• A Bad Driver from Bandera found himself pinched on account of two traffic offenses.
• A Lakehills Lawbreaker was sent to the slammer - where he remains - for two misdemeanor warrants, one that indicated he had flaunted the suggestions of a previous court and another from an outside agency.
Wednesday, Nov. 11:
• A Kerr-vert celebrated Veterans Day by driving while intoxicated for a first time.
Thursday, Nov. 12:
• A Tippler from Tarpley was found to be pie-eyed in public.
• A 19-year-old Bad Boy from Bandera was nicked for criminal trespass.
Friday, Nov. 13:
• A 25-year-old Master Criminal In Training forged some worth a felony in a future court.
• A misdemeanor bench warrant put the skids on the good times of a Fugitive from Fredericksburg, who remains Behind Bars for his trouble.
A court ordered that a Bandera Boob be confined to the county can and his was - and remains.
Saturday, Nov. 14:
• An underage local yokel finds himself facing a Driving Under the Influence charge.
• A 47-year-old Bandera Weekwacker is certainly old enough to know better.
Sunday, Nov. 15:
• A Babe from Bandera who was apparently boozin' a bit behind a wheel was picked up for same.
• No surprise here, a local yokel has been charged with criminal trespass.
• A Bandera Boozer made it to the ripe age of 69 before being busted for a first DWI. She remains in the X Bar Inn for her trouble.