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2015-10-08

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Buff Orpington BCC Stringer

Monday, Sept. 28:
• Not only was this A-Hole from Asherton being held for Frio County, he's also been charged with having two outstanding felony warrants from an outside agency.
Tuesday, Sept. 29:
• A Mope from Medina seems to have assaulted someone with bodily injury.
• A traffic warrant appears to have been the undoing of a Bad Driver from Bandera.
Wednesday, Sept. 30:
• A lovely youngish Bandera Blockhead purportedly possessed inhalant paraphernalia.
• Something must be in the air. Now a Bad-Tempered Banderan might have assaulted someone with bodily injury.
• A misdemeanor warrant from an outside agency contributed to the nicking of a Cretin from Comstock.
• "Thirty days hath September," but a Miscreant from Milano (we assume that's not in Italy) still remains under Lock & Key on felony and misdemeanor motions that may revoke his parole, another for failing to appear and yet another for driving without a license.
Saturday, Oct. 3:
• A Punk from Pipe Creek possessed pot.
• A Bonehead from Bandera remains in custody for not only carrying a Penalty Group 1 controlled substance - a felony to be sure - but also a syringe with which to inject the stuff. Yikes!!!
Sunday, Oct. 4:
• Another not-so-young Bandera Beetle Brain found herself on the Wrong Side of John Law for pot possession and the requisite inhalant paraphernalia, in addition to assault with bodily injury. Dudess, I thought MJ was supposed to mellow you out.
• Yet another Birdbrain from Bandera has been charged with assault with bodily injury in addition to having the ubiquitous inhalant pipe. Really, people, this is becoming too boring. Can't you find some other laws to break?! On the other hand, I suppose one cannot expect the criminal element to be incredibly creative, can one?
• What's a gal from Corpus to do on the Sabbath in the Hill Country except get picked up for being pissed in public.
• Ditto a Bandera Bad Boy ...
• Add a couple of first time DWIs from the Cowboy Capital and Utopia and you can have yersef a high ole time in the Free State of Bantucky.