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2015-07-30

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Monday, July 20:
• A Cretin from Canyon Lake tooled all the way to Bandera only to be picked up due to a felony warrant from an outside agency.
•N A Boerne Bamboozler has racked up quite a litany of misdemeanors, including two warrants that indicated he had failed to comply with the proposals of past courts, a traffic warrant, another for failing to appear and finally an "other" warrant.
• A Bad Babe from Bandera remains confined to the county can after being served with a felony warrant that may serve to stop her current probation.
• A 21-year-old Lakehills Lunkhead apparently took no stock in a court order so he violated it and, for his trouble, found himself dangling from the Long Arm of John Law
Tuesday, July 21:
• A passel of local teenagers were arrested for criminal mischief, weed wacking, possessing paraphernalia with which to wack the weed and for enjoying a cold refreshing adult beverage without actually being one - an adult, that is.

Wednesday, July 22:
• A Slug from San Antonio got popped for having in his possession a controlled substance.
Thursday, July 23:
• Yet another Scofflaw from a large city southwest of here was pinched for being dogged for warrants after not having followed the ministrations of a previous court - or perhaps two.
Friday, July 24:
• A Stoner from the Creek District was busted for having you know what secreted somewhere.
• Another Pipe Creep was sent to the slammer - where he remains - for accumulating, but apparently not paying for, a trio of traffic warrants.
• A well brought up young lady, with no doubt otherwise impeccable manners, purportedly assaulted someone with bodily injury. And, that's how we make our debuts in Bandera, foiks!
Saturday, July 25:
• Two siblings, ages 20 and 17, seemingly assumed they could booze it up in Bandera with impunity. They were mistaken.
• Two other "yewts" were also arrested - the 17 year old for being DUI-ed as a minor and the 19 year old for two felony counts of UUMV - that's unauthorized use of a motor vehicle. That Master Criminal in the Making remains behind bars for his trouble.