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2015-06-04

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Monday, May 25:
• A Bonehead from Bandera remains behind bars, charged with a quintet of misdemeanors including driving without a license, being trailed by a warrant that noted he had failed to follow the suggestions of a previous court and another for failing to appear altogether, as well as for deadly conduct and assault by contact. Dude!?
Tuesday, May 26:
• Looks like a Denizen of the Lake District assaulted someone with bodily injury.
• A Bandera Boozer was busted for a felony third DWI. Yikes! That's gonna be expensive.
Wednesday, May 27:
• Whereas yet another local yokel was caught driving without a license.
• A couple of sots from San Antonio and Bandera were pinched for being pissed in public and apparently assaulting one another - or perhaps others - while being so.
Thursday, May 28:
• Oh, no, another Bandera Bad Boy assaulted someone with bodily injury!
• A couple of misdemeanor warrants from an outside agency ensured that a Laughingstock from Live Oak was off the streets - for a couple hours at least.
• A Lush from Lakehills was snatched for driving while intoxicated for a first time by John Law's Long Arm.
Friday, May 29:
• A Boozer from Bandera was three-sheets-to-the-wind in public.
• A Son of San Antone looked to be carrying verboten inhalant paraphernalia.
• A Pipe Creep remains in the county can after he failed to register with the sheriff's office within 90 days (x two) and for two misdemeanor warrants from an outside agency.
• An A-Hole from Adkins was busted for felony possession of more than four but less than 200 grams of a controlled substance and for possession paraphernalia (x two), as well.
Sunday, May 31:
• A Drunk from Deer Park celebrated the arrival of the Sabbath by getting plastered in public while another San Antonio Sot drove inebriated for an ostensible first time.