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Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Monday, May 18:
• A Scofflaw from San Antonio was arrested on two counts of felony involuntary manslaughter.
• A Laddie from Lakehills remains in the quod on a trio of misdemeanors, including twice failing to appear and for driving without a license.
• A Freak from F'burg also remains in Bandera's Big House due to a felony warrant from an outside agency, in addition to assault with bodily injury.
Tuesday, May 19:
• So, what is going on in Lakehills that everyone is just too, too preoccupied to apply for a required driver's license, anyway?
Wednesday, May 20:
• A Werewolf from Waring is being dogged by a felony warrant that may eventually revoke his probation and by another that indicated he might not have paid sufficient attention to the suggestions of a previous court.
Thursday, May 21:
• A Beast from Baytown is still receiving three hots & a cot, courtesy of local taxpayers, while he languishes in the larder after being popped for misdemeanor and felony warrants from an outside agency.
Friday, May 22:
• Okay, this 19-year-old Master Cowboy Capital Criminal In-Training was caught and summarily released after being charged with four counts of failing to do as a previous court recommended and for a felony warrant from an outside agency.
• A Lunkhead from Lakehills remains a Guest of the X Bar Inn after being nicked for perjury and pot possession, in addition to being shadowed by two failure-to-appear warrants.
• So, what else is new? A Bandera Bad Boy drove without a license.
• Whereas a Hellion from Helotes drove drunk for a second time.
• Ditto one from Houston but for but a first time.
Saturday, May 23:
• A Kerr-Vert remains behind bars on account of two felony warrants from outside agencies.
• Another Saturday nite in Bantucky, another Saturday nite drunk from San Antone drives thusly - for an ostensible first time.
• A Lakehills Lush was pickled in public.
Sunday, May 24:
• Ditto, for a Bandera Boozer.
• A Lawbreaker from the Lake District appears to have several off-bond warrants, one for a felony and others for trio of misdemeanors. No wonder the ne'r-do-well remains confined to the county can.
• It seems some San Antonians have no patience for applying for a proper motorist's license.
• Okay, it appears a Bandera Boob was nicked for felony "Improper Visual Rec" - whatever that is.
• A Booger from Bandera was sent to the slammer - where he remains - for driving without a license, failing to appear and for a marked inability to give any credence at all to the recommendations of a previous court.