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Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Monday, May 4:
• Not content to mosey through the Hill County with only a pocketful of marijuana, a Stooge from San Antone also saw fit to bring with him a felonious amount - more than four but less than 200 grams - of a controlled substance, to boot. What? Did he think he wouldn't find any of that here?
• Ditto a Jerk from Junction, but this gink took his crime a step further by committing a second felony of tampering with or fabricating evidence.
Tuesday, May 5:
• A 23-year-old Lunkhead from the Lake District took weedwacking to a whole new level by possessing enough of the stuff - more than four ounces but less than five pounds? - to raise the charge to a felony level, and add to that evading arrest and a traffic offense, for which he was probably pulled over in the first place.
• An Alky from Kerrville was nicked for a first DWI.
A Hellion from Harlingen remains under Lock & Key due to being dogged by a felony warrant that may later revoke his probation.
• Great, a 17-year-old Pip from Pipe Creek was pinched for possession of paraphernalia.
Wednesday, May 6:
• A Bandera Boob also possessed a controlled substance, as well as something with which to enjoy it and, for good measure, disorderly contact. Go figure.
• A felony bench warrant warranted that a Scofflaw from San Antonio be picked up and he was. Not for nothing, but he's also being held because of a second felony something or other from another county.

Thursday, May 7:
• A Lakehills Lush was detained on her second DWI.
Friday, May 8:
• Whereas, another Lawbreaker from Lakehills found himself in hot water after making a terroristic threat.
Saturday, May 9:
• A Stoop from Spicewood failed to outrun a misdemeanor warrant that might eventually revoke his probation.
• A Pipe Creep was nicked for felony possession of a Penalty Group 1 controlled substance as well as for carrying MaryJane and a pipe with which presumably to smoke it.
• Ditto, which encompasses all of the above plus a second round, probably for good measure, of that PG1 controlled substance, upping her ante to two felonies.
• Even though she only possessed a felony amount of a controlled substance, a Sweetheart from San Antone remains confined to the county can for her trouble.
• Three misdemeanors, including failing to appear, carrying inhalant paraphernalia and a second DWI, seemed sufficient for a local yokel to remain in the slammer.
Sunday, May 10:
• A Sot from San Antonio seemed to be s**t-faced behind a wheel for a first time. Now, wouldn't your mum be proud of you? More than likely, she'd smack you on your bum, son!
• Another Blockhead from Bandera remains a Guest of the Doo Drop Inn on account of accumulating a trio of traffic warrants in addition to that pesky trio of failure-to-appear warrants.
Monday, May 11:
• Now I ask you, what better way for a Soaker from San Antonio to start the week than by being arrested for a first DWI?