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Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Monday, Feb. 23:
• A Pugilist from Pipe Creek was nicked for not keeping his temper, but rather engaging someone in a misdemeanor assault with bodily injury.
Tuesday, Feb. 24:
• So, not only was this Lakehills Lunkhead driving without a license, but he was also carrying inhalant paraphernalia whilst doing it.
Wednesday, Feb. 25:
• Not to be outdone, an apparent neighboring nabob was picked up for his second DWI and, adding insult to injury, was openingly consuming a refreshing adult beverage as he motored merrily along.
• A Hard Drinker from Hico was picked up for being pie-eyed in public.
Thursday, Feb. 26:
• A Bandera Bad Boy was confronted with a misdemeanor warrant that might, just might, revoke his probation.
Friday, Feb. 27:
• A Simpleton from Somewhere - I couldn't tell - was sent to the slammer, where she remains, due to a quintet of misdemeanors, including four bounced bad checks in addition to a warrant from an outside agency.
Saturday, Feb. 28:
• A Pipe Creek Clot was pinched for her first DWI.
Sunday, March 1:
• A Blockhead from Bandera remains in the Big House charged with a trio of both misdemeanor and felony "other" warrants, as well as with felony possession of a controlled substance.
• Apparently the above guy's cohort in crime also remains under Lock & Key for felony possession of a controlled substance, as well.
Monday, March 2:
• A Dipsomaniac from Dyersburg was judged to be three sheets to the wind in public and, for her trouble, is still a guest of Bandera's X Bar Inn.