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2015-02-19

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Monday, Feb. 9:
• A felony warrant from an outside agency warranted the arrest of a San Antonio Slug so he was. Unfortunately, however, the arrest didn't take.
• On the other hand, a court also ordered that a Laddie from Lakehills be detained for a felonious allegation and he's still under Lock & Key.
• After a Pipe Creep committed a traffic offense, he was found to be running from a warrant that indicated he had previously failed to appear.
Tuesday, Feb. 10:
• A felony warrant from an outside agency seemed sufficient to send a scofflaw to the slammer - for but a spell, unhappily.
• A court ordered that a Lakehills Lunkhead be incarcerated and he was and - wonder of wonders! - so remains.
• A Medina Moron, who could probably do with some anger management sessions, found himself picked up for assault with bodily injury.
Wednesday, Feb. 11:
• Not to be outdone, a Bad-Tempered Babe from Bandera - kinda sounds like the beginning of a limerick, don't it? - was charged with felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
Thursday, Feb. 12:
• Yet another Cross Cowboy Capitalist was hauled in for felony assault with bodily injury.
• A warrant from an outside agency put the kibosh on the good times of a Stooge from San Antonio - for a little while at least.
• A Creep from the Pipe District might be in hot water after being arrested for a felony warrant that may, at some point down the road, revoke his probation. For his trouble, he remains a guest of the Doo Drop Inn.
• Another day, another misdemeanor "other" warrant was served.
• So, not only is this Halfwit from Harper being housed for Gillespie County, but he's also purportedly waiting for possible deportation South of the Border.
Friday, Feb. 13:
• Some people never learn, such as this 58-year-old Geek from Galveston who not only interfered with the duties of a public servant - that would be a deputy - but also resisted arrest - and none too effectively.
• Now comes a Simpleton from San Antone who found himself being dogged by a felony warrant that may eventually revoke his probation. For his transgression, he continues to doddle the local taxpayers.
Saturday, Feb. 14:
• Apparently this Lake District Dope was just tooooooo busy to apply for a driver's license because he's been charged with driving without one.
• A Matronly Mope from Medina, who resisted arrest, found herself booked regardless.
• Oh, no, a Boozer from Bandera and his inamorata from Medina were both charged with being drunk as lords in public. Well, they were probably just celebrating St. Valentine's Day.
Sunday, Feb. 15:
• A Bandera Bonehead remains in the county can on a trio of misdemeanor charges, including two warrants from an outside agency and another for not heeding the sagacious suggestions of a previous court.
• Ditto, except this Kerr-Vert ignored the clever counsel of a previous court for three times.
• How dare a Freak from F'burg deign to drive in the Free State of Bantucky without a license?!
• To celebrate the Sabbath, public intoxication - in the form of a couple of Swizzlers from Uvalde and Rio Frio - was rampant.
• A charge of assault by contact seemed good for a night in the quod for a Muggess from Medina.
Monday, Feb. 16:
• Felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon has kept a female Pipe Creep Clot off the streets.