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2014-12-18

Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Monday, Dec. 8:
• A Kerr-Vert was picked up on a felony "other" warrant.
• No surprise here, a Hick from Hondo failed to appear and was jailed for not doing so.
• A Bandera Bootlicker was busted for possessing of a Penalty Grade 1 controlled substance.
• A Halfwit from Hondo was also found to be carrying dangerous drugs, but only of the misdemeanor variety.
• Meanwhile, yet another Birdbrain from Bandera was apparently attempting to evade two felony failure-to-appear warrants. He didn't and is still receiving three hots and a cot courtesy of local taxpayers for his ineptitude.
• A Bad-Tempered Bandera Bandita assaulted someone with bodily injury.
Tuesday, Dec. 9:
• An A-Hole from Abilene remains a guest of the Doo Drop Inn, charged with NUMEROUS misdemeanor offenses, including 12 counts of failing to appear, driving without a license, criminal mischief, boosting something worth between $500 and $1,500 and, just for the heck of it, assault with bodily injury. Well, I swan ...
• A derelict daddy from the Lake District was finally popped for criminal non-support.
Wednesday, Dec. 10:
• A Cowboy Capital Criminal was pinched for perjury.
• Apparently a Scofflaw from San Antonio was unaware it was a crime to drive in Bantucky without a license, but it is.
Thursday, Dec. 11:
• Ditto a Mope from Medina
• A court ordered that a 33-year-old Bandera Blockhead be arrested on a felony charge and he was and so he remains.
• Ditto, but this 18-year-old Bandera Boob was being dogged by two felony court orders that finally caught up to him.
• A Coming of Age in Bandera moment occurred when a 17 year old was arrested for felony carrying less than a gram of a PG 1 controlled substance.
A misdemeanor warrant from an outside agency stopped the good times of a Bandera Bad Boy - for a while.
Friday, Dec. 12:
• So, not only was this Sap from San Antone sent to the slammer for a quartet of felony failure-to-appear warrants, but he might also find himself being shuttled "South of the Border" for his trouble.
• A San Antonio Sucker remains under lock & key due to a felony warrant that may revoke his probation.
• A Sista from River City failed to hold her likker in public in the Hill Country.
Saturday, Dec. 13:
• Chalk up a first DWI to a Bandera Boozer.
• A Lakehills Laughingstock found himself under arrest for felony aggravated arrest with a deadly weapon and for a felony "other" warrant.