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2014-01-16

- Law West and East of Privilege Creek -

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Quote of the Week: "A policeman must be a minister, social worker, diplomat, tough guy and a gentleman. And, of course, he will have to be a genius, for he will have to feed a family on a policeman's salary."

Monday, Jan. 6:
A Clot from Corpus must have mistaken Bandera for Boulder 'cause he's still incarcerated for pot possession - his bad.
Well, well, well, it looks like a 19-year-old Laddie from Lakehills is starting down an ill-starred path to a Life of Crime. He, too, remains a guest of the Doo Drop Inn for resisting arrest and making a terroristic threat.
The above airhead's apparent cohort in crime, who is also under lock & key, was also nicked for making a terroristic threat and for dismissing out-of-hand the recommendations of previous courts, which led to warrants being issued.
Tuesday, Jan. 7:
Yet another Lunkhead from the Lake District was arrested - this one for assault with bodily injury.
A Bandera Booby found herself charged with two counts of possessing a controlled substance.
A 27-year-old resident of Utopia, charged with felony sexual assault, bonded out of jail the next day.
Wednesday, Jan. 8:
A Lawbreaker from Lakehills probably could do with a couple of anger management sessions after being nicked for assault with bodily injury.
A 19-year-old Slug from San Antone is still getting three hots and a cot courtesy of county taxpayers after he was booked in jail for a misdemeanor warrant that may eventually affect his probation and for another warrant that indicated he had blown off the suggestions of a previous court.
A Bandera Boozer celebrated "Hump Day" by getting blitzed in public.
Thursday, Jan. 9:
A Stoner from San Antonio was busted for possessing pot.
A Bandito from Boerne is still confined to the county can for a quartet of misdemeanors warrants, including a pair that indicated he had failed to appear, one for a traffic violation and another "other" one.
A Center Point Clot was collared for driving without a license.
Friday, Jan. 10:
A Brainless Banderan remains in the local Big House, charged with two counts of evading arrest, one count of resisting arrest and also for failing to identify himself.
Saturday, Jan. 11:
Another Sattiday nite, another Crapulent Cowboy Capitalist picked up for public intoxication.
Say it ain't so, Joe!!! A 17-year-old Lakehills Laddie was busted for being a minor in possession of a tobacco product.
A Pipe Creep remains confined to the county calaboose after being charged with driving without a license and for being dogged by a felony fugitive warrant.
A felony warrant from an outside agency suggested that a local yokel be nailed and he was, and he remains - nailed that is - in the lockup.
After a Mountain Home Hooligan was stopped because of a misdemeanor traffic warrant, a marshal discovered he was motoring along merrily without benefit of liability insurance, this compounding his transgression.
So, not only did this Bodacious Bandera Babe get nabbed for possessing inhalant paraphernalia - a mere misdemeanor - but she also got popped for a felony after purportedly transporting a prohibited substance into a correctional facility.
Sunday, Jan. 12:
On the Sabbath, a Pipe Creepette was whisked off to the quod - where she remains - on account of two misdemeanor warrants that noted she had failed to adhere to the kind ministrations of previous courts.