- Law West and East of Privilege Creek -
By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor
Quote of the week as compiled by Denny Davis: "The trouble with the laws these days is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs."
Tuesday, Sept. 17:
A Kerr-Vert ran afoul of the local constabulary after he was charged with a trio of misdemeanors, including assault with bodily injury, making a terroristic threat and interfering with communication of some kind.
Wednesday, Sept. 18:
A Bandera Babe got busted for holding back less than two ounces of blunt - for which she is still behind bars.
Yet another Blockhead from Bandera remains confined to the county can with myriad charges, including felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and three misdemeanors - deadly conduct, refusing to comply with the suggestions of a previous court and possessing a dangerous drug.
A Pipe Creek Cretin remains a guest of the Gray Bar Inn after being nicked for felony failure to register as a sex offender.
Thursday, Sept. 19:
The clock is ticking after a Bandera Boozer was nabbed for her second DWI. In addition, a 76-year-old relative was charged with felony injury to an elderly person. Whattzup with dat? Both bonded out of the quod with alacrity.
Saturday, Sept. 21:
Not content to be inebriated behind a wheel for an apparent second time, a Scofflaw from San Antonio was also determined to be a weed-wacker.
Sunday, Sept. 22:
A not-so-law-abiding local yokel trespassed criminally to celebrate the Sabbath.
As did a Boerne Bonehead who purportedly couldn't hold his likker in public.