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2013-08-15

- Law West and East of Privilege Creek

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Quote of the Week: "And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe." Exodus 21:23-25

Monday, August 5:
A Pipe Creep remains a guest at the X Bar Inn after he was detained for being dogged by a misdemeanor warrant that may, at some point in time, revoke his probation.
A Bad-Tempered Banderan got snatched up during a bout of fisticuffs for assaulting someone with bodily injury.
A 28-year-old gink who apparently has no fixed abode eventually bonded out of The Big House after being charged with misdemeanors that included bouncing a trio of rubber checks, boosting something worth between $500 and $1,500, unlawful carrying and, oh, yes, that pesky felony charge of burglary of a residence.
In a fit of pique, a Mug from Medina apparently assaulted someone by contact.
Tuesday, August 6:
It would seem a Bandera Babe was just too, too occupied to get her driver's license and, consequently, she has been charged with operating a motor vehicle without one.
Yet another Choleric Citizen of the Cowboy Capital has been picked up for assaulting someone with bodily injury.
A Nincompoop from Center Point found himself on the wrong side of John Law now stands accused of - wait for it! - assault with bodily injury and making a false alarm or report.
Not content with being pissed in public, a Dunderhead from Dublin - Texas, we presume - also felt compelled to resist arrest. I'll bet that went over well!
Wednesday, August 7:
A Lakehills Hick - to my mind, old enough to know better - was hauled off to the hoosegow - where he remains - for harassment.
Bandera's 20-year-old version of Breaking Bad was busted for felony possession of less than a gram of a PG 1 controlled substance and felony delivery of the controlled substance to a minor.
Thursday, August 8:
A formerly-on-the-lam Lakehills Laddie was laid hold of for skipping out on a previous bond.
Friday, August 9:
A 17-year-old apparent master-criminal-in-training was nicked for felony possession of less than a gram of a PG 1 controlled substance.
A Slob from San Antone seemed to be unaware it was illegal to carry a switchblade in Bandera. Hey, Bubba, doncha know? That's illegal all over the Lone Star State - even in San Antonio.
Saturday, August 10:
A 21-year-old frequent flyer from the Cowboy Capital remains confined to the county calaboose, charged with a misdemeanor failure-to-appear warrant, as well as felony tampering with evidence and felony possession of less than a gram of a PG 1 controlled substance.
Sunday, August 11:
A Drunk from Decatur celebrated the Sabbath by accruing his first DWI.
A Jerk from Jourdanton discovered he was unable to elude a failure-to-appear warrant and remains under lock and key for his misapprehension.
A woman from the Creek District also remains a guest of the Doo Drop Inn for presenting a false driver's license to a member of Bandera County's finest.