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2013-07-18

- Law West and East of Privilege Creek -

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Quote of the week: "Whoever battles with monsters had better see that it does not turn him into a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." Friedrich Nietzsche

Monday, July 8:
A Bandera Bad Boy and a Loon from Lamoni were both pinched for criminal mischief.
A 19-year-old Elbow-Bender from Brownsville traveled all the way from there to get busted for consumption by a minor here.
Wednesday, July 10:
The undoing of a Lakehills Lackey seemed to be a trio of misdemeanor warrants indicating that she had not followed the instructions of previous courts plus a misdemeanor "other" warrant.
A Bandera Big Shot - well, not really - got popped for driving without benefit of a license.
A 74-year-old resident of Port Aransas was arrested for indecency with a child.
A court ordered that a Pipe Creep be detained on a felony charge and so he was - and so he remains.
A San Antone Slug-a-Bed got tripped up by a misdemeanor warrant from an outside agency.
Thursday, July 11:
Unable to hold his likker in public, a dipsomaniac from Medina was hauled off to the hoosegow.
A Bandera Boob remains confined to the county can after being charged with felony burglary of a habitat and, for good measure, criminal trespass.
Saturday, July 13:
During a typical Sattidy nite in the Cowboy Capital, a Bandera Bonehead was picked up on a quartet of off-bond warrants, including a felony that indicated she had skipped out during previous releases from incarceration.
Sunday, July 14:
A Souse from San Antone remains under lock and key after being transported to Bandera's Big House for her first DWI. No doubt she was celebrating Bastille Day with a little juice of the grape.
Monday, July 15:
A Bad-Tempered Bandera Broad also remains a guest of the X Bar Inn after being charged with misdemeanor assault with bodily injury.