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Law West and East of Privelege Creek

By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor

Tuesday, April 23:
Despite being arrested on a trio of felony raps - possession of a PG 1 controlled substance and for having other controlled substances as well as a modicum of marijuana - this Lakehills Lawbreaker bonded out of the quod in what appears to be record time.

Thursday, April 25:
A 50-year-old Freak from Fair Oaks Ranch was popped for being dogged by an outstanding traffic warrant, failing-to-appear at a previous judicial proceeding and, just for the heck of it, for tooling around with an open container.

Friday, April 26:
A 23-year-old Bandera Bonehead found himself in aguas caliente - and still in the slammer ¬- on a slew of misdemeanor charges, including an outstanding warrant for failing to heed the suggestions of a previous court, three warrants from a ubiquitous "outside agency" and, for good measure, for assault by contact.

Saturday, April 27:
A Git from Georgetown went a wassailing and found himself under arrest for being unable to hold his likker in public.

A Lackey from La Vernia indulged in a little criminal mischief in the Free State of Bantucky and was placed under arrest with alacrity.

Sunday, April 28:
A Bad-Tempered Banderan engaged in a bout of fisticuffs and ended up in the slammer as a result.

Celebrating the Sabbath, a Pipe Creep was hauled off to the hoosegow, charged with misdemeanor assault with bodily injury and a trio of felonies - unlawful restraint, Possession of a PG 1 controlled substance and possession of said controlled substance in a correctional facility.

Monday, April 29:
Being pie-eyed in public got the best of yet another Bandera Boozer.