Law West & East of Privilege Creek
By Judith Pannebaker BCC Editor
Tuesday, July 10:
A Bandera Bunko Artist remains confined to the county can after he was apparently caught feloniously abusing a credit card abuse - not once, but twice.
Wednesday, July 11:
A Hick from Hondo spent a night in the slammer after she was pinched for bouncing a rubber check that apparently was issued for the purchase of something worth between $1,500 and $20,000.
Yet another Boob from Bandera remains a guest of Bandera's Gray Bar Inn after being nabbed on account of a felony warrant that may eventually be - in the best of all worlds - the impetus for his parole revocation.
Thursday, July 12:
Despite four felony charges, including having a controlled substance in a correctional facility, two counts of possession of less than one gram as well as less than four grams of a PG 1 controlled substance and tampering with or fabricating evidence, a Pipe Creep bonded out of jail with alacrity.
A 23-year-old gracious Bandera Babe would do well to attend some anger management classes due to her recent misdemeanor arrest for assault with bodily contact and assault by contact.
Inexplicably, a local weed-wacker remains confined to the county calaboose for pot possession and being dogged by a failure-to-appear warrant, as well.
I'm only gonna write this one more time - well, not really. If one is in this Great County of Ours on the downlow, then one should not drive a vehicle and run the risk of running afoul - so to speak - of local traffic laws. This guy failed to heed my previous ministrations and now remains in the Do Drop Inn facing three misdemeanors charges - driving without a license, having a failure-to-appear warrant on his tail and, for good measure, being subjected to an INS detainer.
Two slugs apparently thought smoking pot was legal in the Hill Country 'cause they came all the way from San Antonio to indulge and were arrested for their miscalculations.
Friday, July 13:
A Halfwit from Harper was pinched for her first DWI.
Saturday, July 14:
Ditto a Pipe Creek Cretin
So, this 18-year-old from Austin who was arrested in Bandera for felony sexual assault and felony possession of child pornography, bonded out of jail the next day.
A Harebrain from Houston was arrested for felony DWI because he was purportedly inebriated behind the wheel of a vehicle that apparently also contained a kid.
Sunday, July 15:
Yet another Bandera Bandita availed herself of the county's largesse by remaining locked up in the Not-So-Big House for a misdemeanor failure-to-appear warrant and a traffic one, as well.